| Inspector Crikey Toyland Crime Files Issue 3: Guess Who's Coming to Din-Dins? |
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| CONTAINS THE STORIES : |
| Encounter at Farpoint |
| Inspector
Crikey is abducted by sexually bizarre aliens while camping with the police boys
club. This story is the original basis for the Off Planet short film Heads
or Tales ? |
| The
Island of Doctor Porno |
| When
Inspector Crikey's entire collection of confiscated pornographic material is stolen
by the police boys club, the entire police force follows the trail to the mysterious
DR Porno. |
| A
Japanese Werewolf in Toytown |
| When
Peter Pan is found stabbed to death in his hotel room, Inspector Crikey investigates
with the aid of his Japanese equivalent (Foo-Man Clikey) and the noble Father
Rice. |
| Doctor
Dog's Dinosaur Theory |
| DR
Dog demonstrates to the police force how the dinosaurs became extinct through
excessive comic-book reading. |
| There's
More Than One Way to Milk a Cow |
| When
a local farmer is charged with sexually molesting an automatic milking machine,
things turn ugly, ...and supernatural. |
| Warning:
pretty much Adults Only stuff, ...not that bad really...
just don't show your mum ! |
| Email
Tom Priestley for further details |
| Copyright © Tom Priestley 2003 |